Y’know, I applaud the “no pain, no gain” attitude; it shows that someone wants to get healthier.  But for me?  If there’s no pain, there’s definitely gain.  Probably because of my love of Oreos.  But we’ve got Pain & Gain for y’all today, and since these screening passes are free, there’s no pain required!  And that folks is the last of my horrible puns.  For the day.

Here’s the synopsis of the film:

From acclaimed director Michael Bay comes “Pain and Gain,” a new action comedy starring Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson and Anthony Mackie. Based on the unbelievable true story of a group of personal trainers in 1990s Miami who, in pursuit of the American Dream, get caught up in a criminal enterprise that goes horribly wrong.

Check out the trailer for a closer look.  Oh, and this movie’s rated R, in case you’re wondering.  Sounds good to me.  Sound good to you?  Then read on for how to score….

What: screening passes to Pain & Gain — these are ADMIT ONE passes this go ’round.  But we’ve got 80 of ’em, so yeah.  But, each winner will be allowed to download two passes, so you can bring your favorite aisle buddy.  Woot!

Where: Baltimore — exact locale will be given to winners!

When: Tuesday, April 23rd at 7:00pm

Why:  Because you’re good enough, smart enough, and darn it, we like you.

How:  GOFOBO all the way this time.  The code is programmed to allow your members to download up to (2) admit-one passes from the www.Gofobo.com website.  The code?  Glad you asked: it’s GFEZS5K

 

As always, seating is first-come, first served and is not guaranteed.  So you’ll wanna get there early to snag a seat.

Pain & Gain opens in theaters Friday, April 26th.  Go for the popcorn burn y’all!