“Dead or alive…you’re coming with me!” Alex Murphy was a badass in the original, this time instead of Peter Weller at the helm, Joel Kinnaman (Safe House) gets his turn as the half man, half robot cop of the future. Should be a great one, but hey – why don’t you judge for yourself with a free screening. Click below the banner for details.
Alex Kinnaman stars as Robocop/Alex Murphy
Too cold to head out to the theaters? Then stay in with a free Blu-Ray! Well okay, you’ll have to come out and get it, but once you do, you’ll want to stay at home and bask in the glory that is Machete Kills. Danny “OMG he’s awesome” Trejo stars in this action-packed grindhouse spectacular. And check out Sofia Vergara and her lethal…um…attributes. You know you wanna see how that plays out. Here’s the general 411:
SYNOPSIS: Danny Trejo returns as legendary ex-Federale Machete Cortez in this action-packed thrill ride from innovative director Robert Rodriguez. In his latest mission, Machete is recruited by the U.S. President (Carlos Estevez) to stop a crazed global terrorist (Mel Gibson) from starting a nuclear war. With a bounty on his head, Machete breaks all the rules as he faces death at every turn from a star-studded cast of deadly assassins. Featuring Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr., and Demian Bichir, Machete Kills is “a bombastic over the top combo of mayhem and fun!” (Shawn Edwards, Fox-TV), one of the wildest save-the-world adventures ever captured on film!
We’ve got copies to give away, and I’ll be handing ’em out. How can you get one? Come and see me! And like the Sphinx, I’ll be sitting like a lump of stone on my barstool have a question you’ll need to answer correctly before you achieve your goal. Don’t worry though, I won’t eat you if you’re wrong. New Year’s Resolutions and all.
Read on for how to score your very own copy!
Ah love. You’re a young single mom who finally meets a guy your young son can relate to and digs you in a cool but mysterious way. Of course, he’s wanted by the law and complications ensue. Intrigued? Why not catch an early screening of this dramatic family centered thriller starring Kate Winslet (Movie 43) and Josh Brolin (Jonah Hex). Click below the banner for the details.
Kate Winslet & Josh Brolin
Oooh…i’m excited, how about you? Can a prequel to the prequeled sequels actually work? And can Chris Pine ‘aka Captain Kirk’ bring a fresh perspective to the character? Is that Kevin Costner in the promo on his 3rd movie of the year already? (Google: Draft Day & 3 Days To Kill, both coming soon). Kenny Branagh (Dead Again) directing? I’m sold! I love thrillers, and I bet you do too – why not join us for the advanced sneak next week. Click below the intriguing one-sheets below for details….
Marky Mark (Mark Wahlberg) is back on the big screen and this time he’s got a troop of highly trained Navy seals with him as they attempt a super-secret covert mission in the mountains of Afghanistan to neutralize a high-level al-Qaeda threat. This one promises to be gut wrenching, suspenseful and filled with guns. Want to see it with us next Tuesday, January 7th? You’ll need to be brave, confront what may be one of your biggest fears…and click below to find the details.
Mark Walhberg leads this pulse-pounding thriller about a covert mission to neutralize a foreign enemy.
Stay classy. How many times have you parroted Ron Burgundy’s catchphrase? And yet, you feel as if there’s something missing, a piece that you haven’t fit in yet, that would make you the classy guy you’ve always dreamed of being.
Well. We can help you there.
Because yes, we can Anchorman 2 you from top to toe. Because Jockey underwear — yeah, baby — has partnered with Anchorman 2 and we’ve got a pair of tighty whities for your “Little Anchorman”. (Or your Big Anchorman. We’re not judging.)
Actually, these won’t be white. They’ll be “Sex Panther Red” or “Beard of Zeus Blue”. Because what other colors would they be? Scotchy-scotch-scotch Yellow? Nobody wants yellow drawers. (The Ben & Jerry’s Scotchy Scotch Scotch flavor, however, is delicious, and probably won’t stain your drawers. Unless you get all freaky with your ice cream, and again, no judgement.)
So how do you win a pair for yourownself? How do you “Give your Little Anchorman the support he deserves”? We’ve got a little contest. Or a big contest. As you like.
Give your Little Anchorman the support he deserves!
He was a great man. A powerful orator, a fighter, a father. Say what you want about the man and the worlds perception of him through the years, but you cannot deny the impact he had on politics and the world. Want to see a biopic which chronicles it from its’ humble beginning? Pay tribute to a true humanitarian (not to mention Nobel Prize winner)? Get your code, and you can!
Sylvester Stallone lends his cash and ink & quill to bring his buddy Jason Statham (The Transporter) to the big screen in Homefront. A powerful family centered action drama co-starring Kate Bosworth, Winona Ryder & James Franco. Want to catch an early screening? Sure you do…
Statham returns
I love Chrismukwanzulekkah! It’s an awesome time to drag out the festive stuff, spend way too much money on your loved ones (because they deserve it after putting up with me all year), and eat a boatload of candy.
You know who else loves candy? Buddy the elf. Yeah, you know he does. Because he’s awesome. And he’s coming to Baltimore! And we have not only discount tickets available, but we’re giving away a pair! Yeah, I know!
Here’s the 411 on America’s Favorite Elf:
The New York Times says that ELF is
“SPLASH, PEPPY, SUGAR-SPRINKLED HOLIDAY ENTERTAINMENT!”
Got the holiday spirit? Save 25% on tickets to see ELF the Musical!
Experience the hilarious tale of Buddy, a young orphan who mistakenly crawls into Santa’s bag of gifts and is transported the North Pole. Unaware that he is actually human, his enormous size and poor toy-making abilities eventually cause Buddy to face the truth. Find out what happens when Buddy travels to New York City to find his birth father and show everyone the true meaning of Christmas. Fun for the whole family, ELF the Musical comes to Baltimore’s Lyric Opera House November 22 – 24.
Use code SANTA to save 25% off Friday & Sunday evening performances!
Tickets on sale now at www.lyricoperahouse.com.
So, wanna go? Well, here’s how….
Well, that’s a no-brainer, right? Because Marvel has been cranking out some serious awesome lately. (Seen Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D lately? OMG — how’d they bring Coulson back? Wait, don’t tell me….)
So, we’ve got screening passes for the lastest Marvel throwdown — Thor: The Dark World. Want a pair for yourself and your favorite person? Read on!
Okay, as with most Marvel film screenings, this one’s happening with hard-copies. So? We’ll put your name on a list, and the gracious, awesome PR folks will give you your pass at the door! Yaaaaay!
How? E-mail me at geekfore@gmail with the subject line NORSE GODS ARE HOT. The first twenty folks will get two passes to the November 4th screenin!. Yipee! And yes, I’ve had way too many Good N Plenty’s today. Damn you, fun-size candies.
GOOD LUCK, everyone!!!
