Bad Words is a movie that really made my head spin by the end. Not because it was that bad or that the plot wast that crazy and unbelievable. My head was spinning because I really wasn’t sure how to classify this movie. Did I like it? Was it bad? Was it worth the effort to cheer for Jason Bateman’s character Guy Trilby? Who really was the “bad guy” here and was there really one to be had??? And on top of that when I was I asked “What did I think of the movie” as I’m asked after every screening….all I could come up with that Bad Words is a move with a bit of sweetness, a bit of rude and crude, and some sadness that at the end of the day reminded me of a desert. Don’t ask me how I came to this as I’m still not sure how I came to this conclusion. All I know is that Bad Words left me feeling like I had a mixture of flavors that all came together like a sweet desert and when it was over I was left wanting more.
TwitView: Muppets Most Wanted (2014), B+
Music better than original – McKenzie rocks!, Constantine is an evil muppet to love, few too many song numbers. B+
Movie Review: The Grand Budapest Hotel
TWITVIEW: funky, fun and fabulous. Anderson at his best, with a film even newbies to his work can enjoy. A+
I used to worry that I wasn’t cool enough for Wes Anderson movies. Not enough hipster chic cred, too much of a nerdy horror geek. And I’ll admit it, Bottle Rocket just didn’t do it for me. (I still stand by my though that it’s a great Dude Film though.) Then I saw The Royal Tenenbaums, and fell in love with Anderson’s quirky-but-touching style of storytelling. Things have only been getting better and better with Anderson’s work, and though there’ve been a few inevitable bumps in the road (The Darjeeling Limited felt like a muddledtwist on Tenenbaums rather than an original piece) his latest, The Grand Budapest Hotel is his best work to date. Charming, witty, heart-tugging and hilarious, The Grand Budapest Hotel is definitely a film for fans of the auteur, and also an enjoyable romp for folks who have feared to tread into his wondrously wacky style.
Anderson lists early 20th Century author Stefan Zweig, as an influence on Budapest’s screenplay. All I can say is if that’s true, I’m itching to get my hands on some of Zweig’s work. There’s a thoughtful blend of madcap adventure (echoing Muppets Most Wanted, a film that share’s Budapest’s release date here; hey, what a great double-feature!), bittersweet coming-of-age, and flat-out camp. Anderson takes all these pieces and weaves them into an easily understood storyline that keeps filmgoers entertained throughout.
Movie Review: Need For Speed
To say that I had high expectations going into Need For Speed would be an outright lie. I had very low expectations, and rightfully so, as the trailers and posters did little to nothing for the film. With the exception of Aaron Paul (Breaking Bad) as the lead, it had zero star power. So, was my assumption true? Yes, the movie is no good. Now onto what is at fault for this travesty.
TwitView: Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014), C+
Old cartoon gets 2014 reboot. Humor is for the 12+ bracket which kills its box office chances. Kids won’t get the jokes, and Peabody is even too smart for most adults. Top shelf animation of course, and loved learning the WABAC machine is an acronym and not just a machine that ‘takes you way back.’ C-
Movie Review – 300: Rise of an Empire
Twitview: 300 Part Deux — This Time It’s On Boats, With More People. Pity more people = less actual story. Grade: C
“THIS IS SPARTA!”
Yes, you’ll hear that famous bon mot in this sequel to 300, the film that made screaming references to ancient Greek cities cool. You’ll also see a few of the faces from the original film here too. In fact, there’s a whole lot of “I’ve seen this” in 300: Rise of an Empire (from now on I’ll call it Rise, because I’m just not feeling tapping out the full title over and over ad nauseum). What you won’t see is anything more compelling than flashy eye-candy for gorehounds. As a gorehound, I enjoyed every CGI-blood-y moment of the battles. Unfortunately, I wish Rise had more than just slash & tear to rest it’s helmet on.
Movie review: “Non-stop”
Twittview: Liam Neeson as a US Air Marshall trying to stop the takeover of a transatlantic flight from New York to London. Edge of your seat suspense in trying to figure out who the terrorist is. Grade B
Movie Review: Endless Love
There are books so amazing that people want to make them into movies. There are movies so horrible that the books they’re based on are forever tainted by the jeers and catcalls of cinemagoers and at home bad-movie marathons. But when an author loses the rights to any future remakes, guess what? You get another Endless Love. Definitely not a story about one young man’s borderline psychotic obsession with a girl and her family, this new film is all about l’amour, and how two young people fight hard to keep it. And while it’s leaps and bounds better than the horrible train wreck that was Zefferelli’s version back in 1981, the main thing this Endless Love has going for it is that it doesn’t totally suck.
You say you’ve seen teen romance flicks before? Yeah you have. And if you’re wondering if there’s anything different about this film, there isn’t. It’s got the usual Harlequin storyline: boy meets girl, boy and girl fall in love, there is An Obstacle, there is Another Obstacle, then cue the possibility of a Happy Ending. This Endless Love throws in the basics from the film before it (and Scott Spencer’s novel on which they’re both based), and throws out everything else. If you’re looking for a film that’ll put you through the wringer and then give you hearts and flowers as an end-scene apology, this is just the ticket. But as with other films based on beloved novels that have come onto the scene lately, anyone wanting to see the original story brought to life is best served by re-reading the source material.
Movie Review: Winter’s Tale
The book on which this film is based is 748 pages long. So having a film that’s over two hours isn’t that bad a thing when you’re dealing with that much source material. Or at least it shouldn’t be. Winter’s Tale is a fascinating fairy tale love story (heavy emphasis on the fairy tale), with a healthy dose of Good vs. Evil thrown in. But in it’s attempt to cover that much ground, Winter’s Tale gets viewers both bogged down in minutiae and whisked ahead at a pace so breakneck that it’s difficult to keep up with what the film is trying to convey.
And there’s a lot to convey in Winter’s Tale. That it’s a love story between streetwise thief Peter (Colin Farrell) and dying Beverly (Jessica Brown Findlay, Downton Abbey’s Lady Sybil) is only the tip of the iceberg. There’s the neverending battle between Good and Evil (or is that Order and Chaos?), miracles, time travel, adorable kids, and a horse that is much more than just a horse. Got all that? Well, that’s probably because you’ve read the book. I hadn’t, and decided to go in with a blank slate. And I can tell you that if you’re wondering if this story will make sense to folks who haven’t read the book…well, it doesn’t. If you’re wondering if that matters? Well, it doesn’t. At least not if you’re looking for nothing more than a sweet tale in a beautiful setting. Folks searching for cohesion or an easy-to-follow narrative are best left to search elsewhere.
Movie Review: The Monuments Men
Movie Review: The Monuments Men
Longing for the fun, fascinating WWII films of the 1950s and 60s? Think that they’ll never make stuff like The Great Escape, Kelly’s Heroes, Bridge on the River Kwai or The Dirty Dozen — movies that are a beautiful blend of comedy and tragedy, that paint the Great War in realistic but cineplex palatable hues — ever again?
Well, look no further than The Monuments Men. George Clooney takes the true story of the real-life soldiers tasked with recovering some of the most important art works of the world from the Nazis as WWII was beginning to wind down, and makes it feel as gripping and heart-tugging as I’m sure the real story truly was. Based on the book The Monuments Men: Allied Heroes, Nazi Thieves and the Greatest Treasure Hunt in History by Robert M. Edsel, this film manages to entertain, educate and fit right in with those “madcap WWII caper” films we’ve come to know and love.