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Movie Review: Les Misérables

Les Misérables (or Les Miz, as all the cool kids call it) has been one of my all-time favorite musicals, and my absolute favorite stage musical.  From my first time at the West End Theater to my most recent viewing in DC, Les Miz stays just as relevant today as it did when Victor Hugo penned the original novel on which this musical is based.  Known for it’s amazing set design, breathtaking musical numbers and gorgeous songs that are like earworms to the soul (okay, you try to get “At The End Of The Day” out of your head once it’s in there.  Thought so.) Les Miz is pretty much tailor made for a sweeping, epic movie musical.  Add on megawatt stars Hugh Jackman, Anne Hathaway, Russell Crowe and fannish heartthrob Eddie Redmayne (My Week With Marilyn), and it’s understandable that everyone — myself included — has been chomping at the bit to grab a seat at the local multiplex and get their French Revolution on.

But then.  When director Tom Hooper (The King’s English) should pull away to show the awesomeness of the production, he instead focuses in on faces.  Thanks, but as beautiful as Hugh Jackman is, I’d rather not count the hairs in his beard, thanks everso.  It’s not that the entire film is shot at an eye-level close up, but it sure feels like it.  Strangely, this served to not draw me closer to the characters, but to pull me out of the story altogether.  It reminded me that I was indeed watching a film, rather than letting me become one with the people and places.

But let’s get into the pluses of the film, ‘cause there’s a lot of ‘em.  First off, art direction, props and set design are off the hook y’all.  This Les Miz is richly detailed, historically accurate — yes, there really was a huge plaster elephant in the middle of Paris — and paints a vivid picture of Parisian life at the time.  All this painstaking detail is one of the reasons why I wish Hooper would have pulled away from his cast a bit more often.  Because when he does go wide?  It’s breathtaking.

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Movie Review: Hitchcock

Good Eeeevening.  Tonight’s story is a tantalizing tale of a man obsessed with making a film about a perverted serial killer.  Don’t be alarmed, it all comes out right in the end.  Of course, “right” is all a matter of opinion…

I love Alfred Hitchcock.  His tv show Alfred Hitchcock Presents (probably in the 3rd or 4th round of re-runs by the time I got to ‘em) were a constant source of joy to my little eyes, as were the short story collections he edited.  With titles like “Stories Not for the Nervous”, “12 Stories They Wouldn’t Let Me Do on TV” and “A Hangman’s Dozen”, is it any wonder I’m a horror junkie?  To me he was the equivalent of The Cool Uncle, the member of the family that made you feel as if you were in fact bonded with somebody.  Later on, when I was finally allowed to see Psycho, The Birds and Frenzy, I was already predisposed to love ‘em.  And love ‘em I did.  All this build-up is to give a bit of context; I was also predisposed to love Hitchcock, and love it I do.  It’s a marvelous love letter to the master of the macabre that shows exactly how hard he worked at crafting the movies we now consider classics.  Though I’m sure it won’t get any film historians seal of approval for accuracy, Hitchcock is accurate enough for fans like me who would rather see Hitch as a benevolent but off-kilter genre poppa-bear than see him as a twisted horror of a man like the one in HBO’s The Girl.  (All apologies to Toby Jones and his remarkable portrayal.)

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Movie Review: Anna Karenina

Love.  Betrayal.  Scandal.  Devastation.  No, I’m not talking about the Petraeus affair.  It’s time to dust off your high school classics and delve into Anna Karenina…or for some of you, time to get acquainted.  It’s not note-by-note faithful to the Tolstoy classic, but this film’s wonderful blend of traditional storytelling and avant garde filmmaking captures your attention and holds it fast.  Not a bad trick for a movie that’s over two hours long.

Here’s the Cliff Notes version; lovely, spirited Anna is married to a dull bureaucrat.  But her heart gets a kick-start when she meets the dashing young Count Vronsky.  However, their love is forbidden, as she’s already hitched; Russian high society won’t stand for that sort of rule breaking.  It’s all kindsa Russian Downton Abbey up in here — even Lady Mary (Michelle Dockery, as Princess Myagkaya) makes an appearance!

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Movie Review: Life of Pi

Many have said that the bestseller Life of Pi would be impossible to film.  In addition to the story itself, it deals with the three things directors loathe to work with; children, animals and water.  But Ang Lee pick up the gauntlet and the result is a movie of awe-inspiring beauty that may not touch on everything the book has to say, but is instead a beautifully shot tale of one boy’s struggle to survive and keep his sanity and personal faith intact.

Pi Patel is a man from India that moved to Canada as a youth.  But getting to Canada was an ordeal, and when a writer (Rafe Spall, Prometheus) comes to hear Pi’s story in the hope of religious awakening, Pi tells a story of shipwreck, savagery and survival.  And a tiger that shares the lifeboat with him.  Yeah, a tiger.

What’s really breathtaking is that the bulk of Life of Pi rests on the shoulders of Suraj Sharma, a young man who makes his acting debut in this movie.  As most of the film is a two-man show — with one man being a very large Bengal tiger — that’s a ballsy move on Lee’s part, but Sharma carries the day, delivering a performance that is heartbreaking, uplifting and completely believable.

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Movie Review: Breaking Dawn Part 2

I can’t deny it. Since the release of the first Twilight movie in 2008, I have had nothing positive to say about any of the installments (except maybe for New Moon, because who didn’t get excited when Taylor Lautner first loses his shirt?). Much like the half of the world that was Team Jacob, I fell in love with the literary series. I wanted someone to love me so much that they would make snide comments at the pasty and cold vampire who had captured and then stomped on my heart. It took me quite a while to come down from the Twilight high. The catalyst that brought me back down to earth came in the form of Catherine Hardwick’s lacking attempt at the first picture. Though it was hard for me to admit, most of what I found wrong with the movie are the same faults I retrospectively recognized in the books: the writing was trite and the characters were annoying. The direction and effects may have gotten better with New Moon (Chris Weitz), Eclipse (David Slade), and Breaking Dawn Part 1 (Bill Condon), but Melissa Rosenberg’s interpretation of the already overly-clichéd novels remained intact. Still, the directors and writer can’t be blamed. Had they had better material to work with, I would not be going on this rant. The true culprit is Stephanie Myers.

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Movie Review: Rise of the Guardians

“The boogeyman is gonna getcha if you don’t watch out!” Well, he may also win the day if you don’t believe in the warm happy mythologies of childhood, so you’d better get with the happy Easter, Christmas, dreamtime and tooth-under-pillowness of it all Right Now.

Rise of the Guardians isn’t exactly a fits-all kind of film; there’s no Hanukkah Harry , no Kwanzaa Pimp or any other religious stuff that doesn’t deal with the Big J-Dog.  Then again, with Santa large and in charge on the posters, there’s no doubt what you’ll be getting in the theater, so just roll with it.  And who doesn’t love a badass Santa that sports tats and a thumb ring?

There are three other Guardians who “bring wonder, hope and dreams” to the kids of the world; the Easter Bunny, the Sandman and the Tooth Fairy.  They too get their own unique spin; EB is a boomerang-toting badass who just happens to paint eggs, the Tooth Fairy is a beautiful half-human/half-hummingbird with an ability to multitask, and Sandman is a rolly-polly ball of adorable that could be the most powerful of them all.  But when Pitch — otherwise known as The Boogeyman — threatens the world with his own brand of darkness, another Guardian is tapped to rise up and lend a hand.  And so it comes to be that the new Guardian is…Jack Frost?  He’s just as baffled as the other Guardians as to why he was chosen.  Don’t worry though, all will be revealed in good time.  And it’s definitely a good time.

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Movie Review: Lincoln (2012)

Ding..ding..ding! We have our first Oscar lock performance of the year.  Maybe the movie will get a nod, but definitely one for Daniel Day Lewis as our 16th President and ardent Republican Abraham Lincoln.  You’ll be mesmerized and asking yourself, like me, how does he do that?  Lincoln is a good movie, but Day-Lewis’ performance will have you cheering.  B+

Lincoln

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Movie Review: Skyfall

Bond is back, baby.

Have you been missing the ol’ motifs from earlier Bond films?  Oh then honey, Skyfall is the film for you.  Not that that’s surprising; there had been hints at the start of 2006’s Casino Royale that this new interpretation of Bond would come with a bit of character origin story.  Now with three films in, you’ll see plenty of what Bond fans know and love; the groovy acid-trip opening credits montage, the Shirley Bassey-esque “Skyfall” sung by Bassey heir apparent Adele (who knocks it out of the park, btw), and the iconic in-the-barrel-of-a-gun view of Bond.  And hey, is that a DB5 over there?  An added bonus is the “50 Years Of Bond” logo at the end credits, a wonderful nod to the history of the series.

But Skyfall doesn’t require those motifs to fit it in with films that have gone before, however much fun they are to see.  Gorgeous cinematography and camerawork echo the exotic locale shots of earlier films.  The scene where Bond heads into a floating casino is breathtaking with it’s use of lanterns, huge illuminated paper dragons and ripples on the water that are a lovely counterpoint to all that candlelight.  There’s also a birds-eye-view of a Firefly-like Shanghai that zooms in to Bond swimming in a pool at the top of a building that is simply perfect.  What?  I’m an angle nerd, it’s true. Skyfall is a perfect mix of old and new that takes the “Craig Bond” down a path that is comfortably familiar, yet thrillingly new.

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Movie Review: The Sessions

The Sessions is a film about Mark O’Brien, a man who lived the better part of his life in an iron lung. I say better part for two reasons. One, he’s spent much more than half his life in the thing, and two, he has continued to live life in a spectacular fashion by creating poetry and basically living his life in an honest and (almost) pitiless fashion. John Hawkes’ (Winter’s Bone) unflinching portrayal makes us forget that he’s handicapped, something that can be celebrated all on it’s own. However, Helen Hunt’s portrayal of Cheryl (the sex surrogate Mark visits in order to lose his virginity) is a how-to in the art of understated characterization. This kind of performance pulls you in with it’s believability, and makes The Sessions not only film we’ll definitely hear more about come Oscar season, but an ensemble piece that celebrates life and the individual’s ability to live it to the fullest.

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Movie Review: Cloud Atlas

“Oh, he always plays the bad guy.  Just watch.”  I heard that all the time when I was growing up.  My mom was quite the connoisseur of movie pigeonholes.  She’d have been gobsmacked by Cloud Atlas, a film that takes actors and has them portray characters good, evil and all shades in-between.  This is a film that is described as a “sweeping epic”, and rightly so.  But it also manages to take time to let the viewers really get to know the characters and care what happens next.  I did something I haven’t done in awhile when I watched Cloud Atlas: I never once took my eyes off the screen.  That played hell with my scrounging in my purse for that last bit of chocolate I’d dropped, but for this film sacrifices had to be made.

How to describe Cloud Atlas without taking pages of narrative to do so?  Aye, that’s the rub.  Well, it tells several stories from the viewpoints of even more characters.  These stories happen at various points in the history of our world.  As the movie progresses, these stories become tangled up in one another, and you see that one simple act can really change fate.  I usually don’t share my screening notes in reviews, as most people don’t dig gibberish, but interspersed among the bits of story I jotted down were the words fascinating, powerful and epic.  And I don’t jot that kinda stuff down very often.  This is the first time I’ve ever used ‘em all to describe one film.

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