Take 300 and add some Clash of the Titans with a dash of Gods of War, now mix inside an Apple Store and you get this….
- Nikolaj Coster
- Gerard Butler
- Elodie Yung
- Brenton Thwaites
- Chadwick Boseman
- Courtney Eaton
Take 300 and add some Clash of the Titans with a dash of Gods of War, now mix inside an Apple Store and you get this….
An intriguing premise hobbled by a lack of exposition or real character introduction. Events happened 10 years ago that changed Zack and made him a super demon hunter…but readers are pulled along with the story, rather than being able to sink in and get lost in the vibe. Thorn #1 reads like a halfway point, rather than a brand new series.
Still, Scott Reichert looks to have stumbled on a cool story; Thorn feels like Constantine and Buffy got together and partied in the local graveyard. Bonkz Seriosa’s artwork is on-point, coupled with Robert Reichert’s vibrant colors. One misstep in the art department: Seriosa’s inclusion of his own name on a prominently placed gravestone during the climax of the issue feels amateurish. It’d have been cute if that stone was far in the back; a nice shout-out for fans to swoon over. But loud and proud thisclose to a main monster? Yanked me right out of an already flighty narrative.
In another issue or two, Thorn could be a series worth watching. I’ll be looking forward to seeing how they flesh out the story, and these characters. But #1 is a halting look at the tale, and those wrapped up in it. Luckily it’s a damn pretty view. Grade: C+
[NOTE: I received a copy of this title thanks to the graciousness of the creators. I received no compensation for my review.]
Another weekend is in the books and again The Martian took the top spot while the newbies this weekend all didn’t fare well.
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse failed to even come near the top 10 (finished in 12th place) while Burnt and Our Brand in Crisis both landed in 5th and 8th respectively.
Full top 12 list coming your way right here…. [Read more…]
Bullock and Thornton have great frenemy chemistry as competing political stragegists in Bolivia, and the setting and story are captivating. But the plot feels random, with some hits and some near misses when it comes to connecting with the audience. Then there’s the “Blond White American Chick Saves Bolivia” ending, complete with slow-mo walking and Bullock’s temp-blond mane blowing beautifully in the breeze.
Not to say that Crisis doesn’t have anything to say. There are some serious topics here, including how far someone should go to win, and the consequences of one’s actions. Add in a no-foolin’ look at the political instability of Bolivia, and the idea that perhaps US spin-doctors shouldn’t try to stir things up just for a buck. But Crisis skims over these ideas, as if showing an unhappy, rioting mob is enough to get the feel of what’s really going on down there.
Crisis is fun to watch, with believable dialogue and a cast that’s eager to dig into their roles. Bullock does some great work here, hopping from comedic to dramatic with ease. Thornton’s rival politico is practially a shaved-head Snidley Whiplash, complete with inappropriate sexual comments and lots of disingenuous posturing. Then there’s Zoe Kazan, who does a remarkable job as the enigmatic LeBlanc, a political dirt-digger that’s so talented she’s almost an Inhuman. And speaking of the MCU, let’s not forget Marvel’s Falcon, Anthony Mackie, as Bullock’s 2nd in command/confessor/guy who got her to come to Bolivia in the first place. We like him.
But there’s not enough depth in this film, which leaves this film in the ranks of kinda-true-story entertainment lite rather than hard-hitting satire. Check out the documentary if you want to really dig in. Hit this film if you’d like to see Bullock kick ass and take names. Grade: C
The Martian jumped back to the top spot while Goosebumps slid from first to second. Steve Jobs meanwhile went nation-wide on it’s release but didn’t fare well at the box office. Vin Diesel brings his D&D character to life for a fourth place start in The Last Witch Hunter. Pan and Crimson Peak keep sliding down the charts and Bill Murray can’t even crack the top 10 with Rock The Kasbah.
Your top 13 list starts now…. [Read more…]
From the guys who brought you Neighbors, This Is The End, and ALMOST The Interview…This holiday season, don’t miss these 3 dudes, bros, and ride or die homies have the ultimate last Christmas night out as 3 childhood friends become 3 wise men.
Staring: Seth Rogen, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Anthony Mackie, Miley Cyrus, Mindy Kaling, Jillian Bell, Kanye West, and Lizzy Caplan!
Release Date: 11/20/2015
Official synopsis: A mild-mannered radio executive strives to become the best stepdad to his wife’s two children, but complications ensue when their freewheeling and freeloading real father arrives, forcing him to compete for the affection of the kids.
Starring: Will Ferrell, Mark Whalberg, Linda Cardellini.
Gorgeously detailed set design, a fascinating mythology of witches & the “Axe and Hammer” society tasked with keeping them from harming humans, and action sequences that are messy but cool as [Radio Edit] breathe life into The Last Witch Hunter. Diesel does a great job doing the same basic character he’s done in F&F and Riddick, and his ennui-cum-world-weary demeanor works perfectly here. Pity a 180 degree, out-of-nowhere switcheroo in one character’s
arc whole being throws a wrench into the works at the climax.
Is the plot a huge mess that throws a cool new mythos at you in the hope that you’ll forgive the fact that this film is nothing more than “man kicks butt amongst all the CGI”? Abso-witchin’-lutely. Then again if you’re coming to see a movie about a witch hunter that does nothing but kick butt and you expect coherence? Baby, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
The Last Witch Hunter feels like the start of a series, and if it does even so-so box office I’m betting that’s exactly what’ll happen. Which is fine, because the trio of Disel’s Witch Hunter Kaulder, witch-with-a-heart-o-gold Chloe (Rose Leslie, Game of Thrones) and Kaulder’s Catholic Church babysitter-cum-biographer Dolan is a cool gang to watch. Though I’m hoping Leslie will get to say “YOU KNOW NOTHING KAULDER” at some point in the inevitable sequel. BTW, folks hoping for more of Leslie’s awesome Ygritte-styled throwdowns will be disappointed here; Leslie’s witch Chloe is a bartender, not a fighter. Y’know, unless you really push her. tl;dr: don’t expect bows and arrows here.
A blast of a horror/action film that’s perfect for Halloween, even if I did get incredibly peeved at the strange lack of character consistency at one point. Here’s hoping that if they pull another “Gotcha!” moment with a sequel, that they actually leave some mystery to a character that will allow such a shift to be believable. But this time, go for Diesel whoopin’ seriously evil witch tuchas.
Grade: B-
“The Force…it’s calling for you.”
Anyone else getting a bit excited for this???