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MOVIE: Review Wicked (in theaters FRI 11.22.24)

The minute the credits started for Wicked the movie I knew this was going to be an extraordinary experience.  The musical theater kid in me has been waiting for this movie for so long and she was more than wowed from the start.  Oh my Oz!

Wicked, as anyone who hasn’t been living under a rock for the better part of 20 years knows, is the intricate back story about Oz’s Wicked Witch of the West. Originally brought to Broadway, Wicked had everyone pondering: are people born wicked or does something turn them wicked? Or in other words, how does the “bad guy” become “the bad guy”?  If The Wizard of Oz was the fall, Wicked is most definitely the rise of Elphaba Thropp (aka the Wicked Witch of the West).

For those of us who have seen the Broadway show, we were waiting with bated breath to see how it would be brought to the big screen.  We watched with chills and glee as the movie ran for 2 hours and 55 minutes and never once felt the running time was long (unless you had an extra-large beverage).

Every intricate detail was included to make Oz come to life.  Seeing Broadway choreography using the whole screen was enrapturing.  At times the experience felt like the best version of High School Musical (like during a scene in the Shiz University cafeteria). At other times it felt reminiscent of What Dreams May Come (when seeing the luxurious grandeur and colors of the scenery and use of brilliant special effects). The dance scenes, make-up and costumery brought me back to the live-action version of Beauty and the Beast. The harmonies of every single person singing overwhelmed me with awe as the story came to life.

A true Broadway show on the big screen, you could tell that all the principal characters made sure every moment on screen was their A+ game. Without giving any spoilers, I can honestly say true Wizard of Oz fans will love every call back and easter egg.  You will most definitely want to see this movie more than once because you’ll want to rewatch over and over to catch anything you missed…and of course sing along (in your best lip-synching fashion). Tip: bring a couple of tissues if you’re a crier.

If this movie isn’t up for every award, I’d be surprised.  My wish for nominations: Cynthia Erivo (Elphaba) as Best Actress and Ariana Grande (Glinda) as Best Supporting Actress so they’re not up against each other and because this really is the story of Elphaba. So come on down to the Oz Dust Ballroom and catch Wicked every chance you can get.  You’ll thank me later – R. Moses

TwitView: “A Cure For Wellness”

Promising start, horrible-in-a-bad-way finish.  In-between is a whole lot of horror padding, and a waste of gorgeous cinematography and production design.  If you must head out to see this derivative mess, watch the first 40 minutes, then head home and write the rest in your head.  I guarantee it’ll be better than what goes on onscreen.

TwitView: The Conjuring 2

CONJURING 2 posterSequel slump averted – this film has scares, chills and creepyness just like it’s predecessor.  The horror is upped a bit here, but it’s still got that claustrophobic chill director James Wan does so well.  Recommended for all horror fans.  Horror lightweight?  You may want to stay home…or wait ’til Netflix, when you can watch with the lights on. Grade: A

“Warcraft” – so, that happened.

Warcraft (2016)At a hair over two hours, Warcraft feels like four.  That’s a hint and a half for your poor theater-seat tuchas, and your poor confused brain.  Confused?  Yep; because all through Warcraft there will be one overwhelming question on your mind:

What the [RADIO EDIT] is going on here?

I don’t know.  Wish I could tell you.  And apparently the screenwriters, director and cast don’t know either.  Pity.  The trailer was awesome.  Really had me psyched for this.  Unfortunately, a muddled script that feels like nobody bothered to check continuity when rewrites hit, hobbled this film.  Crippled it beyond any hope of salvation.

Pity, as the cast is as game as they can be, considering they all have the shell-shocked look of ones who know they’ve made a horrible, horrible mistake that they’ll never be able to walk away from.

Plot?  Here ’tis: stop the Orcs.  That’s it.

Writer/Director Duncan Jones obviously got too close to his film, and apparently had nobody to tell him that nothing made sense.  And that’s a pity crying shame, because Warcraft is gorgeous to look at.  Art direction, costuming, set design; it’s all very well done.

Don’t bother, unless you’re a diehard D&D, Fantasy or of course a WoW fan.

TwitView: Me Before You

me before you onesheetLight, fluffy romance that has a core of real-life tragedy that’s never fully explored.  But Clarke and Caflin are amazing together, and it’s beautiful to look at.  Bring tissues, and your ability to sail past the idea that perhaps this romance never would have happened if he wasn’t blessed with the money to keep the all too real daily hardships deep under cover. Grade: B

TwitView: “Mother’s Day”

mothers day 2016 onesheetA whole lot funnier – and, surprisingly, sweeter – than I anticipated. Then again, I anticipated sheer crap. Director Gary Marshall manages to take what could have been a hideous train wreck of sap and turns it into a light, fun piece that may not stick with you for very long, but won’t cause any lasting damage either. A full grade bump-down for an absolutely horrible, bouncy sap-fest end credits song. Grade: B-

TwitView: Sing Street

sing streetDirector John Carney proves he can put lightning in a bottle anytime he likes.  Sing Street echoes his earlier films Once and Begin Again, channeling the character’s emotions and times through the music that they make.  And what sweet music it is.

Wobbly bits of characterization and plot can’t stop this beautiful music from making an impact.  Expect original songs “Drive It Like You Stole It” and “To Find You” to hit radio stations in 3…2… Grade: A-