Sometimes a film gets released to the press the day before it opens. And during those times, I feel like I’m doing a disservice by simply cranking out a review at 11:59 (what? That’s a good Blondie song. Check yourself.) And yes, I understand that most folks consider all of my reviews a disservice, but roll with me for a sec.
Tonight I’ve decided to do something a little different. A question and answer session about the newest film in the Paranormal Activity franchise — wait for it — Paranormal Activity 4. I’ll be asking the questions the typical moviegoer may ask (at least the typical moviegoer I always end up sitting in front of in the multiplex), and I’ll answer with just as much respect. Onward!