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Movie Review: Stoker

Mia Wasikowska, Nicole Kidman, Matthew Goode star as the twisted family in this tale of not-so-secret secrets, ambiguous family quarrels and atmospheric tension laid on so thick it ceases to disturb after the first 10 minutes.  I never thought a film about a serial killer would be boring.  But if there’s one thing I’ve learned over my years of reviewing, it’s that I can always count on surprises. Unfortunately, there are no surprises in Stoker.  Uncle Charles (Goode), Sister-in-Law/Mom Evelyn (Kidman) and niece/daughter India (Wasikowska) are strange from the get-go, and with no character development there’s no intrigue.  It’s simply an endurance test ‘til the not-so-climactic climax.

Stoker tries to be a Hitchcock tribute with it’s coming-of-age story for psychopaths.  Pity it’s so dull.  Everything.  Is.  So.  Slow.  A meaningful slowness?  Hardly.  More like a pretentious bit of showmanship on the part of director  Park Chan-wook.  His “Vengeance Trilogy” (Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Oldboy, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance) are genre classics that use the same sort of cinematic style, but to greater effect.

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